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Equestria Gurls, full lyrics edition

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(OOOh! This is my jam!)

There is a place
Where the grass is what's for dinner (Soups on, everypony!)
Charmed, fun, and wild (Yeehaw!)
There must be something in the water.
Sipping rainbow juice
Talking Elements of Harmony (Yaaay!)
Our Bronies hang out too (Come on, Bronies!)
Cause they know we're awesome fillies (Come on, everypony)

You could travel the world
But no one can groove like the girls with the hooves.
Once you party with ponies
You'll be seeing Rainbooms Oohh ooh Oohhh

Equestria girls, we're kinda magical
Boots on hooves, bikinis on top
Furry coats, so cute
We'll blow your mind
Aaaah ah, aaaahh!

Equestria girls, we're pony-fabulous
Fast, fine, fierce, we trot 'til we drop
Cutie marks represent
Now put your hooves up
Aaahhh ah aaahh

Ponyville, is a reach (From everywhere)
From Manehattan, Cloudsdale, even the beach! (Yeah is true)
My cupcakes, ain't deadly (Talkin' to you, Sgt. Sprinkles.)
So don't freak out and sing this wonderful medley! (true dat)

Friendship, is magic! (Uh Pinkie)
Oops I dropped the fourth wall it's tragic! (No it ain't)
Never mind, now get along! (Agreed.)
And sing this super-wonderful song! (Sing, everypony)

You could travel the world (travel everywhere)
But no one can groove like the girls with the hooves.
Once you party with ponies (y'should do that)
You'll be seeing Rainbooms Oohh ooh Oohhh (Sonic Rainbooms, to be exact)

Equestria girls, we're kinda magical
Boots on hooves, bikinis on top
Furry coats, so cute (not stripped out)
We'll blow your mind (Mind equals blown)
Aaaah ah, aaaahh! (come on, yall. Let's sing it again.)

Equestria girls, we're pony-fabulous
Fast, fine, fierce, we trot 'til we drop (That means you, Sarah!)
Cutie marks represent (Cutie marks!)
Now put your hooves up (Make it 20% cooler!)
Aaahhh ah aaahh

(Break it down, DJ P0N-3
Yeah, you're the one who makes music
Wow, wow, wow, wow, the most
I wish I could be the dragon host
Oh yeah, yall
Come on now, shake yo flanks, all
Let's all dance in the GGG
Like a cover in a magazine
Turn it up, everypony
Cuz it'll get even louder, don't mony
I may have a crush on Rarity [GASP?]
But have no fear, it's all a clarity [UH-HUH]
Any more parody songs we should sing in the tub?
Just ask us and we'll put it on The Hub
Yeaah, you go. I needa finish rappin' this one
Derpy's callin' Muffins No this ain't a pun!
These are the ponies I love the most
I wish you could all be Equestria girls.) Whoa whoa whoa. Whoooaa!

Equestria girls, we're kinda magical (Powered by Friendship)
Boots on hooves, bikinis on top (like Katy's)
Furry coats, so cute (20% cuter)
We'll blow your mind (Again mind blown)
Aaaah ah, aaaahh! (Let's sing this verse one more time!)

Equestria girls, we're pony-fabulous (More like uber-fab)
Fast, fine, fierce, we trot 'til we drop (But don't act like Rainbow Crash)
Cutie marks represent (Cutie marks!)
Now put your hooves up (put your hooves in the air)
Aaahhh ah aaahh (Now let's finish this song up!)

Equestria (Mostly the city of Ponyville)
Equestria, Girls! (Not made from California, so no need to kill)
Equestria (Yeah, that's what I like to call one more time)
Equestria, Girls! (We're finished, now my mic has a lot of grime!)
What if the song Equestria Girls were to be written with lyrics that have the same verses as California Gurls? Here's what I'm thinking of!

Enjoy.
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SuperMario10088's avatar

This is basically one of those Minecraft Parody songs except with ponies instead.