Annabelledrex Prescription

FOR DOGS FROM DOG HEAVEN ONLY...

Hey dogs, are you feeling depressed, have no friends, trying to love ADGTH but failed to, trying to date another dog, or just crying like a baby? Then you need to do something that can get your life back! Hi, I'm Annabelle, the big Whippet Angel from Dog Heaven, I had all of these symptoms before. My vet told me I would take Annabelledrex. Annabelledrex is Angel-approved to fight hating, abuse, may improve making friends, and may raise high cholesterol (while lowering the bad). Annabelledrex might also increase your IQ up to 25 points, so you may get an extra boost of "smart".

Do not take Annabelledrex if you have nitrates for chest pain, having a going problem, hate Fred Figglehorn, love YouTube beta channels, love listening to the song Bohemian Rhapsody, or can't sit or stand for at least 1 minute. Please make sure you follow dosing instructions immediately, or seek immediate help if you have Belladonna as your helper. Annabelledrex is NOT approved for puppies under 2 years old. Side effects may include pooping everywhere, headache, acting like the person from those HeadOn commercials, paying a tribute to Michael Jackson, displaysia, or falling in love with the first dog you see. A halo not floating on top of your head for 2 days could occur in a few number of dogs, which has been reported rarely.

So, ask your vet about Annabelledrex. You can feel good, just like our Whippet Angel!

Note: This prescription is named after that Whippet Angel Annabelle. See the title?